The other day my dad started half hazardly chopping down a tree in our garden. Midway through cutting it down he asked me for a six pack of beer

2021.10.21 05:20 Cosmicgamer2009 The other day my dad started half hazardly chopping down a tree in our garden. Midway through cutting it down he asked me for a six pack of beer

Be the end he was legless
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2021.10.21 05:20 Arnak94 Not the worst summon

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2021.10.21 05:20 MetalFrog7 Posting my Covering Letter, please suggest any edits

11 key reasons why you should hire me as an HR Manager
Dear Sir / Madam, There are HR Managers and then there are HR Managers; however, the following original skillsets and areas of expertise set me apart from the clutter:
1. Identifying the ‘Goldilocks Zone of Employee Engagement’ and the ability to build it Not all work environments foster employee engagement. Far from it, often they are amiss and need to be built. Neither too hot, nor too cold, ‘The Goldilocks Zone’ as I call it, is my brainchild that I have excogitated over the past decade as the model work environment that helps organizations optimize yield, create value and provide a commendable employee experience.
2. Understanding the Value of Values and the importance of adherence to norms Imagine your organization as a carriage with 4 horses pulling it wildly in 4 different directions. This happens when your vision, mission and values are working in directions different from the one your money is. Here’s where I help the Management analyze and realign resources to work towards a common goal. With over 10 years’ experience in leading corporates and SMEs across the GCC, my expertise helps refocus on the goals and deliver results.
3. Recruitment: Evaluating the ‘Half-cooked Cabbage’ Most hiring managers presume if a candidate possesses the requisite qualifications and years of experience in the desired field, he or she simply fits the bill. What they often overlook is the fact that educational institutions generally tend to cook only the bottom portion of the cabbage. Pose a relevant question or two and watch the stammering come in. You need to cook the top portion as well. I impart rigorous training built around a customized curriculum – with every single hire.
4. My immaculate writing skills and a sesquipedalian vocabulary to go with it Simply put, I have been writing for a living since my schooldays. I am also fluent in oral communication. My Master’s degrees in Law as well as Journalism & Communication, along with meticulous personal one-on-one training from veteran American Lawyers and Journalists such as (Names withheld), have molded me into a writing machine. My passion for writing has added magic to the mist. Not to mention an eye for detail, understanding of the nuances of English grammar, ability to speak Arabic and Hindi, and topnotch marks in Legal Writing academically. I ace at writing, ergo I write.
5. Documentation: An indigenized approach to problem-solving When people apply the same solutions to common everyday problems, they often end up with the same non-effective results. A problem well-understood is a problem half-solved. Based on my experience in liaising with managers across the GCC, I have devised a unique reporting mechanism that aims at the root cause of every problem. I back this up with routine follow-up and interim reporting until submission of the final audited report.
6. A 360-degree view of GCC labour laws While most HR Depts often miss a seat, I have helped set up tables across the GCC. From physically setting up branch offices in Saudi Arabia, Oman and Qatar, I have also organized setting up base in Kazakhstan via remote assistance. From the letter of the law to local legal parlance, I’ve had a handle on the most pertinacious problems in a cost-effective manner.
7. Leading by example to instill leadership skills at all levels John C. Maxwell, Jack Welsh, Simon Sinek and many other motivational writers are my bedtime favourites. I read to inspire leadership. I excel at setting the right blend of perspiration and inspiration at all levels. My comprehension of the irrefutable laws of leadership along with emotional intelligence helps extend a holistic approach to leadership training. This, in turn, helps set succession planning in place. 8. Adept with the bleeding edge of technology I study the pulse of technology in the field of HR and Analytics. I am adept with a host of HR packages and am savvy with most software in the market. I am also well-versed with most designing software packages as well as MS Office. Thus, I am able to filter out unwanted IT expenses. 9. Habit of Governance by Policy With decades in the people show, I tend to govern by policy. With the ability to draft policies from scratch, I am able to craft and draft uniform solutions to address every kind of business requirement. Moreover, I perform groundwork to go with the norms: monitoring, site visits, inspections, audits and periodic MIS reporting are my key strengths. 10. Versatility and diversity of experience With experience spanning two decades in diverse fields such as HR, Law, Corporate Communications, Training, Advertising & Marketing, I have gained insight into numerous business operations in diverse fields of activity such as Hospitality, FMCG, Mechanical and Electrical engineering products and services. I have a fair working knowledge of Finance, Accountancy and Accounts Receivables among other processes. 11. All the above and more in a shoe-string budget I gather that the receding global situation has impeded growth and has resulted in curtailing of resources. My hands-on experience and expertise have helped cater to organizational requirements with frugality and personal concern. Given an opportunity, I will be eager to showcase my talent in a personal interview. Please feel free to call me so that we can discuss common ground mutually. Best Regards, Name Numbeil email id
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2021.10.21 05:20 TheGreatOutdoors- 17f - Greetings from the beach!

Hi everyone!
My name is Linnéa, I'm from Sweden but live in Germany - and I'm on my first holiday without my parents right now. I'm at the beach, not doing much at all, so I thought I might as well bask in the sun while chatting on here.
Maybe a little AMA?
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2021.10.21 05:20 Oriana08cz I need help with fittonia

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2021.10.21 05:20 J107wbct Is this game online only? I.E always requires an internet connection to play?

Saw it's on sale and was curious. I'm definitely more of a single player and it would be a shame if the PVE was online only. I understand that the PVP is of course online only but I was just curious about PVE as I can't get a straight answer from Google.
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2021.10.21 05:20 JamilaKummer Love On Camera Between Cute Lesbo Girls (Jessa Rhodes & Ryan Ryans) vid-25

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2021.10.21 05:20 readingyanovels The Lovers & 5 of cups combination

hello!! i did a full moon spread, one card to signifying an ending and one card to signify a beginning. i got The Lovers as the end and the 5 of Cups for beginning. i’ve never seen that combination before. how would you interpret this?
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2021.10.21 05:20 bingsauce Rich freestyling the FFXIV free trial copypasta

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2021.10.21 05:19 primeukbot Apple Watch Series 7 (GPS + Cellular, 41mm) - Green Aluminium Case with Clover Sport Band - Regular - £369 @ Amazon

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2021.10.21 05:19 primeukbot Apple Watch Series 7 (GPS + Cellular, 41mm) - Green Aluminium Case with Clover Sport Band - Regular - £369 @ Amazon

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2021.10.21 05:19 oilpaintroses With zero context, what is the plot of your favourite movie/book/show/game?

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2021.10.21 05:19 lifeislemon_not_cake Ab exercises to get that line in the middle

Hey! What ab exercises make you get that line in the middle?and how long and any tips
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2021.10.21 05:19 Sculleie Every night

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2021.10.21 05:19 GreninjaNafi Posting untill I get my first kiss (day 596)

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
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2021.10.21 05:19 Fanxy_Nation Interspecies Reviewers in GACHA!?

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2021.10.21 05:19 auroraarchangel i drew our three archons :3 the plan is to draw all of them in this image when they are released uwu

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2021.10.21 05:19 treeofliife isn't Lichess amazing? Now there's a player tab in the opening explorer

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2021.10.21 05:19 pkmnshinori LF: Moonball Yamask FT: Apriballs, Bottle caps

Apriballs available:
Level, Lure, Heavy, Fast.
I specifically need a Moonball Yamask, preferably 4IV's, but either way is fine.
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2021.10.21 05:19 GreenMo3 How infuriating this is to you from a scale 1 to 10?

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